Personality Profile
WWF Magazine - June 1996
If you could have done it differently: I would never have given that dollar to the Salvation Army
Favorite Athlete: Myself
Favorite Sport (besides wrestling): Women and polo. Better yet, women playing polo
Person you wuld most like to meet: There is no one who is more interesting than myself. I can't even imagine what a thrill it id for people when they meet me
Best advice ever received: That's between me and my stockbroker
Favorite actor: Any Federation fan that has ever booed me. I know they do it because they really want to be me - but can't
Favorite Actress: Women never act when they're with me
Favorite movie: ANything with James Bond. After all, they did model that character after Hunter Hearst-Helmsley
Secret talent: Again - women never act when they're with me
Favorite band: Beethoven, Mozart and Bach
Favorite cartoon Character: Richie Rich
Favorite television show: Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. That show gives me a chuckle! Those low-lifes being portrayed know nothing abour being rich! First of all, if they were REALLY rich, why would they let a peasant like "Robin U. Leach" enter their homes?
Hobbies: Fast cars, fine dining and faster women
Favorite food: Caviar and Champagne
Biggest thrill in life: Waking up every day - being me
Favorite video game: Who has time for all these games with all these women?
Favorite fast food: Does it look like I put fast food in this body? Next question.
December's In Your House saw the first-ever Arkansas Hog Pen Match, in which Hunter Hearst-Helmsley successfully ended a longtime bitter feud with archrival Henry Godwinn when he dumped the °Pride of Bitters" headfirst into a pen of pig-stained soil. Unfortunately for the snob from Greenwich, Connecticut, his victory celebration was short-lived as Godwinn quickly made sure that Helmsley too took the muddy and nasty plunge.
During the Free-For-All that preceded the 1996 Royal Rumble, Hunter Hearst-Helmsley almost proved to the world that crime does pay when he took out Duke "The Dumpster° Droese courtesy of a foreign object. However, shortly after the referee's three-count, interim Federation President Gorilla Monsoon came to ringside and reversed the decision, having seen Hunter's underhandedness from a monitor in his office. That diabolical maneuver caused Hunter to enter the Royal Rumble at No. 1 rather than 30.
Being one who doesn't forgive and forget that easily, Hunter made the "Dumpster" pay back some dividends at February's In Your House. While the referee's back was turned, Helmsley presented Droese with a loss AND a galvanized steel headache when he took out the Trash Man with his own can and then pinned him for the 1-2-3.