"Oh yeah, and to all you ladies out there, if you play your cards right, you might end up at Triple H's place tonight. But don't worry; after you get pricked by my cactus, I'll let you play with my prairie dog."
"Ladies, I've got a utensil I'm sure you'd all kill to get in your drawers."
"The sign says keep off my grass, but don't be afraid to stop by and whack the weed."
"So parents, get your children's permission; because discretion is advised, but will be completely ignored!"
"Ladies, if you wanna see the stars, call Triple H; because I got the rocket, if you want the ride!"
"Owen, I've got a little advice for ya, buddy. Watch your back; because D-Generation X is bigger than all of us."
"You stepped up to the plate without a bat, and it was Triple H that had to supply the lumber. And for all you ladies out there, don't you fear; because there's plenty more wood where that came from!"
"You know, if Chyna had a nipple for every time someone said she was the breast looking woman here, she'd be a millionaire. But I think we might have to change our name to Double-D Generation X!"
"I just wanna say, that other than my kid being be born...oh wait, I don't have one...that I know of...this is the greatest moment of my life! Yo Sarg, I did it! I did it!"
"Go hide under your skirt, ya go hide under it. But you tell your sexually frustrated wife that if you can't keep it up Triple-H can keep it up all night long for her."
"So put that yule log in your fireplace."
"And Owen, since you're the baby, if you need a pacifier to suck on come see Triple H...'cause I'm sure I got one for ya!"
"I don't know if you people know it or not but I'm a hell of a drummer-Oh Yeah I can really bang the skin!"
"Ladies if your not to in-throlled with the show, take a swing in the back. I'll let ya twirl my stick while I beat on the Tom-Tom's."
"And Sarg, next time your 'ole lady yells out 'the missile has landed' in her sleep, tap her, wake her up, and say 'don't worry honey, it's just a dream. Because the reality is, Triple H is too much man for both of ya!"
"Sarg, if you thought you were gonna cut this young stud down you were mistaken. The only thing you cut down was your dignity. You're pathetic!"
"But there's one piece of artillary I'm not gonna use. I'm gonna save that for your 'ole lady; and it's the BIG BAZOOKA!"
"Well you just remember this; while all you GI Jane's are out there prancin' around pretending to be soldiers, your 'ole ladies will be back here standing at attention for the seargent with the purple helmet!">